even my mom wan me lose weight!!!

During the mid term break, when I back my hometown, my mom show me something. The thing started it this way:

venue : my house living room
time : around 8pm ( about to watch 8pm news)

Me : mom, I wana diet la. I feel myself fat d la.
Sis : Ya la. Getting fat d la. Go diet la.
Mom : Oh ya, you go take the paper that stick on the refrigerator. Inside got the diet plan. I ask from my colleague who just newly give birth de.
Me : newly give birth?? -___+"

this is the diet menu

My sis help me take more detail photo abt the menu :

general menu i guess

1st and 2nd day menu

3rd and 4th day menu

7th and 8th day menu

Miss out the 5th and 6th day. Continue the conversation :

Me : but mom, ur that colleague before give birth already got abit chubby de wo..
Mom : where got?? before give birth, she ok a.
Me : [comparing me with a give birth lady??" -____+] then you really think I need to diet meh?? I really that fat meh??
Mom : since you said you wan diet, then i take the diet plan back for you lo. It is good for you to diet now just incase later when you getting fatter, you cant lose weight that easy d.
Me : -____+"..but I also not really that fat ma...just feel my leg very big oni ma...
Mom : then you cut down some rice la..you also not like me..can cut down some rice and eat so many stil remain the same body...
Me : ................


For you guys information, my mom is thinner than me. I am 50kg now and she is only abt 45kg or lesser. I cant even wear some of her pants. Damn. I do really nid to lose some weight to make myself look more perfect, dont I??Also for the prom that coming on saturday!!! Argh!!!! Fats please go away from me!!!